He....... is so bloody fed up of looking at you girls and your damn lean off UGG bootz! What is up with that?? Is that how they are suppose to look? Am i missing something? Would it be ok for me to treat my nike air 110's that way... no i dont think so! So why do these girls do it?Today I was walking along the road (in my non lean off work shoes) and to my surprise what do i see yonder.. this twig like figure sporting a pair of UGG/Prime-uggs and they were BATTERED! She was literally walking on the side of them... just take them off... walk bare foot, i aint mad atcha! She was like size -10 so where did the weight come from to do the boots in such a way? The shoes were FINSHED, DONE, WOUNDED whatever u wanna call them. The next time I see any of you lot in uggs that are faded, lean off or rocked with an adidas tracksuit I will take my lighter and set the fury bit inside alight! Ive been arrested before so being arrested for ugg-related attempted murder ah nah nutun! Look at you lot making me get all ethnic up on here!! aghhh man!
She.....personally don't think you can take anyone with 'leaning uggs' seriously! I work alongside chiropodists and although I am not one myself can assure you that it is not healthy for your foot!!!! I mean why do the side of ur ugg boots and the floor need to have a conversation! A conversation the rest of us can hear very clearly 'get out of my space'- says the pavement! No really its completely outrageous and what takes the biscuit is you girls walk around with this display proudly! If times are that hard that you can't buy a new pair! Dum da da da *lightbulb* I have a solution! Buy a pair of unmarked uggs they are cheap and I hear asda's have some on the cheap! For those of u who want the real deal but the credit crunch says no, I suggest you invest in a pair of the said product (unmarked), go to google images, type in uggs and print off the sign and stick it to the back of your boot!
Problem solved!
He and SHE have spoken now friggin listen!!!
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